Look, we kept your space for you (the old bed).

So what do you think of the new bed?

Oh, it’s a really nice mattress with memory foam and all that.

No, I meant do you appreciate the extra space on top.

It’s bigger?

Yes, wider by a whole 15cm and longer by 20cm. I actually bought it for me.

Oh. Well it is nice and firm.

Great. I thought you’d appreciate that. Now will you move over, please!

This is the new mattress? We like it!