Me: Phew, he did smell a bit.
Zak: That’s not surprising if he’s been living of the rubbish dump. Tia smells a bit sometimes.
Me: She does eat anything.
Tia: Well, I’ve been there – I had to survive off my wits for 2 weeks.
Me: That was then, now you are well-fed.
Tia: No I’m not, I’m starving. I barely survive from one meal to the next!
Zak: Well, the avocados are there for the taking, you just have to get there before I do.
Tia: He’s hairy just like me!
Me: Much better behaved though. He was very gentle when I gave him your biscuits.
Zak: You gave him our biscuits?
Me: Well, not all of them. But I think he needed them more than you do right now.
Tia: Do you think he’s just lost then?
Me: I don’t know, he did jump into the car like he’d done it before. I definitely think he’s been someone’s pet before.
Zak: Or he knows who to trust. We are pretty good at judging humans like that. He was very lucky to be on the road just as we came past.
Roxy: So what will happen to him now?
Zak: Oh hello Roxy, glad you could join in the conversation.
Roxy: No need to be sarcastic, just all this talk of food and scrounging makes me feel ill.
Tia: You definitely are a bit odd with you picky-eating ways.
Roxy: Some of us are a little refined you know.
Tia: I can’t help being blond.
Me: Ok, ok, ok. The SPCA picked him up from the vet where we left him and he’ll have to stay there for 2 weeks in case his human recognises him and collects him. If not he’ll be put up for adoption.
Roxy: I hope they give him a bath.
Zak: And some food.
Tia: Maybe you should take him an avocado.
Me: They are not supposed to be good for dogs. But maybe some biltong.
Chorus: What? Our biltong?
Me: Hang on, who buys the biltong?
Marianne: Me actually.





























