Now who’s a pretty boy!

Posted on February 19, 2014 by gonexc

Ah, that’s better! This is the real me. Handsome, structured, alert, poised. Have I missed anything?

Yes, conceited.

That’s a minor flaw!

Who’s a pretty boy then?

Posted on February 9, 2014 by gonexc

There are those on the internet who have seen this blog and think you are a pretty boy. They haven’t seen this photo.

Not always a pretty face…

Hey, that’s not fair! I AM good looking!

Well, most of the time yes. But if you’d just let me put fly smear on you, you at least wouldn’t have to put up with flies on the end of your nose.

But…

But what?

I don’t like it.

You’d get a biscuit for co-operation.

Nope. Not worth it.

You are just such, such a RIDGEBACK!

Yes!

Wuss.

Posted on February 6, 2014 by gonexc

Dogs don’t eat apple cores.

I do!

You are a fierce carnivore, lion-hunting, almost-a-ridgeback. Apple cores are not in your diet.

Well, I eat avocados and apples are also a fruit so…. Please!

I think you only want it because I have been eating it.

Well. Yes!

OK, OK.

The temporary fruitarian