No idea how it go there – honestly!

What is that ham sandwich doing there?

Waiting to be eaten?

Yes, but how did it get there?

I have no idea. I just woke up and it was there. Anyway, it’s a ham and cheese sandwich.

You stole it from next door.

Well, sort of. I prefer to think of it as providing it with some company. It did look rather lonely and in need of attention.

I am actually rather impressed you didn’t eat it straight away.

I was waiting for permission…

Hmm. Well, you may as well go ahead as I don’t think the original owner will want it now.